And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
well you can't waste a boner
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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