I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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