Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i think my mom watched the whole time
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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