fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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