Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
not ubering you a puppy
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