Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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