There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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