This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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