so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can I color on your dick again?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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