have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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