two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
