i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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