all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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