In the future we'll all be gay
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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