The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Still dying that you shit outside
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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