Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Plan B is the new Plan A
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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