so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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