dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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