Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This is my gift to your gina
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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