he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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