I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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