It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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