Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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