the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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