Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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