He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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