I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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