Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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