I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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