My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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