I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize
