So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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