How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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