We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
its liver damage thursday
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
