I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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