I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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