: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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