She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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