A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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