they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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