Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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