i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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