so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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