Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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