Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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