come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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