she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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