well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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