she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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