yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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