BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had to coat check the pizza.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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