Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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