I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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