hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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