Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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