He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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