Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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