belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
His nipple licking is glorious
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